Old Age Isn't So Bad When You

Like A Genial Hotelier, Rolex Has Introduced Me To Some Of The Nicest People. I Ask About Their Rolex And They Ask About Mine. It's As Marvelous A Conversation Piece As It Is A Timepiece.

A Comfortable Old Age Is The Reward Of A Well-spent Youth. Instead Of Its Bringing Sad And Melancholy Prospects Of Decay, It Would Give Us Hopes Of Eternal Youth In A Better World.

Many A Man Has Fallen In Love With A Girl In A Light So Dim He Would Not Have Chosen A Suit By It.

It Is Always The Same: Women Bedeck Themselves With Jewels And Furs, And Men With Wit And Quotations.

Old Age Isn't So Bad When You Consider The Alternative.