Oh, Where Is The Fairy Godmother Of

God Probably Thinks It’s Worth Giving A Sense Of Humor Only To Those Of Us Who Have To Laugh At All The Rubbish Bits That Are Wrong With Us.

Men Worry About Childcare With Their Wallets, Women Feel It In Their Wombs.

The Times You Don't Make It Are The Ones Children Remember, Not The Times You Do.

Can't Is For Pussies.

A Father Is The Template Of A Man Nature Gives A Girl