Oh, What A Wicked World It Is

Gambling Is Not As Destructive As War Or As Boring As Pornography. It Is Not As Immoral As Business Or As Suicidal As Watching Television. And The Percentages Are Better Than Religion.

Why Should I Be Afraid Now? Strange Men Have Come To Kill Me Ever Since I Was Twelve Years Old.

It Was From This Experience Came His Oft-repeated Belief That Every Man Has But One Destiny.

Yet, He Thought, If I Can Die Saying, "life Is So Beautiful," Then Nothing Else Is Important. If I Can Believe In Myself That Much, Nothing Else Matters.

Never Let A Domestic Quarrel Ruin A Day's Writing. If You Can't Start The Day Fresh, Get Rid Of Your Wife.