Oh, This Happiness Is Strong Stuff.

The Catcher In The Rye... That's All I Really Want To Be.

Always, Always, Always Referring Every Goddam Thing That Happens Right Back To Our Lousy Little Egos.

If I Were A Piano Player, I'd Play It In The Goddam Closet.

The Goddam Movies. They Can Ruin You. I'm Not Kidding

Women Kill Me. They Really Do. I Don't Mean I'm Oversexed Or Anything Like That—although I Am Quite Sexy. I Just Like Them, I Mean. They're Always Leaving Their Goddam Bags Out In The Middle Of The Aisle.