Oh, The Pleasure Of Eating My Dinner

Anything Awful Makes Me Laugh. I Misbehaved Once At A Funeral.

Tis The Privilege Of Friendship To Talk Nonsense, And To Have Nonsense Respected.

Were I Diogenes, I Would Not Move Out Of A Kilderkin Into A Hogshead, Though The First Had Had Nothing But Small Beer In It, And The Second Reeked Claret.

Newspapers Always Excite Curiosity. No One Ever Puts One Down Without The Feeling Of Disappointment.

No Woman Dresses Below Herself From Mere Caprice.