Oh Satan You're A Wily One.

What We Do Have Is Nothin' But Time. Welcome To The Shawshank Redemption Of Late Night!

They Say Give A Man A Fish And He'll Eat For A Day. But Teach A Man To Fish And He'll Get His Own Show On The Discovery Channel.

When I Stopped Drinking, It Was Only Because I Thought If I Don't Stop, I'm Going To Die.

I Have That Hypocrisy Of A Parent In That I'm Like,'come On, You've Got To Toughen Up At The Same Time Let Me Take Care Of That For You.

Strange Star-like Object Over Oslo Right Before Obama Arrives. A Gift Of A Golden Medal Given By A Group Of Wise Men... Nah.