Oh, Me? I'm Not 80% Water. I'm

I Accidentally Entered A Youth Pageant When I Was 14. That's Like A Beauty Pageant, But Without The Beauty. It Was Terrible.

Secretly, I Think Everyone Who Makes Fun Of California Really Does Want To Be In California.

I Grew Up Believing My Sister Was From The Planet Neptune And Had Been Sent Down To Earth To Kill Me. I Believed This Because My Sister Emily Convinced Me Of It When I Was A Toddler. I Think She'd Seen Invasion Of The Body Snatchers And Her Imagination Ran Away With Her. There's A Part Of Me That Still Believes It.

Why Don't We Just Sit And Stare And Do Nothing? Nothing At All For A While I Like The Way You Smile I Could Be Your State And I Could Be Your Nation It Doesn't Get Better Than Home, Now Does It?

We All Know Guys Who've Had Their Hearts Broken In Real Life; We Just Don't Usually See It In The Movies.