Oh, I Am A Cook And A

Though I'm Anything But Clever, I Could Talk Like That Forever.

Life Is A Joke That's Just Begun.

Strike The Concertina's Melancholy String! Blow The Spirit-stirring Harp Like Any Thing! Let The Piano's Martial Blast Rouse The Echoes Of The Past

Bind Up Their Wounds - But Look The Other Way.

Then A Sentimental Passion Of A Vegetable Fashion Must Excite Your Languid Spleen, An Attachment A La Plato For A Bashful Young Potato, Or A Not-too-french French Bean!