Oh, Give Me Back The Good Old

It Is A Curious Fact, But Nobody Ever Is Sea-sick - On Land. At Sea, You Come Across Plenty Of People Very Bad Indeed, Whole Boat-loads Of Them; But I Never Met A Man Yet, On Land, Who Had Ever Known At All What It Was To Be Sea-sick. Where The Thousands Upon Thousands Of Bad Sailors That Swarm In Every Ship Hide Themselves When They Are On Land Is A Mystery.

Five Thousand People In One Society Might Do Something, But Five Thousand Societies Of One Member Each Would Be A Holy Trouble.

It's Really Extraordinary What A Variety Of Ways Of Loving There Must Be. We All Do It As It Was Never Done Before.

I Don't Understand German Myself. I Learned It At School, But Forgot Every Word Of It Two Years After I Had Left, And Have Felt Much Better Ever Since.

Give An Average Baby A Fair Chance, And If It Doesn't Do Something It Oughtn't To A Doctor Should Be Called In At Once.