Oh Dear,' Says God, 'i Hadn't Thought

I Think All Cats Are Wild. They Only Act Tame If There´s A Saucer Of Milk In It For Them.

42 Is A Nice Number That You Can Take Home And Introduce To Your Family.

Grown Men, He Told Himself, In Flat Contradiction Of Centuries Of Accumulated Evidence About The Way Grown Men Behave, Do Not Behave Like This.

Religion ... Has Certain Ideas At The Heart Of It Which We Call Sacred Or Holy Or Whatever. What It Means Is, 'here Is An Idea Or A Notion That You're Not Allowed To Say Anything Bad About; You're Just Not. Why Not? Because You're Just Not. If Someone Votes For A Party That You Don't Agree With, You're Free To Argue About It As Much As You Like; Everybody Will Have An Argument But Nobody Feels Aggrieved By It. ... But On The Other Hand, If Somebody Says 'i Mustn't Move A Light Switch On A Saturday', You Say 'i Respect That'.

Alltami (n.) The Ancient Art Of Being Able To Balance The Hot And Cold Shower Taps.