Oh Constance, We Are So Happy.

Fate Intervened. Some Of Us, That Day, She Led Inexorably Through The Gates Of Death. Some Of Us, Innocent And Unsuspecting, Took, Unwillingly, That One Last Step To Oblivion. Some Of Us Took Very Little Sugar.

Oh Constance, We Are So Happy.

All Cat Stories Start With This Statement: "my Mother, Who Was The First Cat, Told Me This...

I Would Have To Find Something Else To Bury Here And I Wished It Could Be Charles.

On The Moon We Have Everything. Lettuce, And Pumpkin Pie And Amanita Phalloides. We Have Cat-furred Plants And Horses Dancing With Their Wings. All The Locks Are Solid And Tight, And There Are No Ghosts.