Of One Thing I Am Certain, The

Marriage Is A Lot Of Things-an Alliance, A Sacrament, A Comedy, Or A Mistake; But It Is Definitely Not A Partnership Because That Implies Equal Gain. And Every Right-thinking Woman Knows The Profit In Matrimony Is By All Odds Hers.

A Bookworm In Bed With A New Novel And A Good Reading Lamp Is As Much Prepared For Pleasure As A Pretty Girl At A College Dance.

Nothing Fails Like Success; Nothing Is So Defeated As Yesterday's Triumphant Cause.

Gardening Has Compensations Out Of All Proportion To Its Goals. It Is Creation In The Pure Sense.

Tomorrow Will Come And Today Will Pass, / But The Hearts Of The Young Are Brittle As Glass.