Of Course Not. You Can't Have A

Candy Is Dandy But Liqueur Is Quicker.

If You Are Going To Get Anywhere In Life You Have To Read A Lot Of Books.

Of Course Not. You Can't Have A Family Hanging Over You Like A Bunch Of Old Dead Goats. No Offense.

I Want An Oompa-loompa!' Screamed Veruca.

When You're Old Enough To Write A Book For Children, By Then You'll Have Become A Grown Up And Have Lost All Your Jokeyness. Unless You're An Undeveloped Adult And Still Have An Enormous Amount Of Childishness In You.