Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
Of Course Not. You Can't Have A Family Hanging Over You Like A Bunch Of Old Dead Goats. No Offense.
-Roald Dahl
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
Of Course Not. You Can't Have A
Roald Dahl
Of Course Not. You Can't Have A Family Hanging Over You Like A Bunch Of Old Dead Goats. No Offense.
Views: 21
Topic
Travel
Over You
Goats
More From Roald Dahl
The Fine Line Between Roaring With Laughter And Crying Because It's A Disaster Is A Very, Very Fine Line. You See A Chap Slip On A Banana Skin In The Street And You Roar With Laughter When He Falls Slap On His Backside. If In Doing So You Suddenly See He's Broken A Leg, You Very Quickly Stop Laughing And It's Not A Joke Anymore.
Laughter
Fall
Broken
Fairy Tales Have Always Got To Have Something A Bit Scary For Children - As Long As You Make Them Laugh As Well.
Children
Long
Laughing
I've Always Said To Myself That If A Little Pocket Calculator Can Do It Why Shouldn't I?
Believe In Yourself
Pockets
Littles
If I Were A Headmaster, I Would Get Rid Of The History Teacher And Get A Chocolate Teacher Instead And My Pupils Would Study A Subject That Affected All Of Them.
Teacher
Food
Cooking
Homesickness Is A Bit Like Seasickness. You Don't Know How Awful It Is Unti You Get It, And When You Do, It Hits You Right In The Top Of The Stomach And You Want To Die.
Want
Awful
Stomach
Trending Author
Diane Cilento
Duane Michals
George S. Kaufman
Nigel Dennis
Jimi Hendrix
William Perry
Category
Information