Of Course I Have Bad Hair Days;

It's Spelled J-e-a-h. If You Say It Like How It's Spelled It's ‘jee-ah.’ But, That's Boring; No One Wants To Hear That. So You Have To Really Put That Emphatis [sic] On That ‘j.’ And Then The ‘a-h’ Kinda Just Flows.

The Fact That People Actually Want My Autograph Is Crazy.

When I Was A Kid, I Looked Up To An Olympian Superstar. I Won't Mention His Name But When I Asked For His Autograph He Said, 'no.'

Too Travel Is Sometimes Better To Arrive!

It's So Hard To Express Yourself, Because Swimmers Are Pretty Much Paying Attention To A Black Line For Hours Out Of A Day.