Occasionally He Would Very Nearly Swear.

She Got On With Her Education. In Her Opinion, School Kept On Trying To Interfere With It.

The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword ... If The Sword Is Very Short, And The Pen Is Very Sharp.

As We All Know, The Discworld Is A Flat Planet - Like A Geological Pizza, But Without The Anchovies.

It's A Terrible Thing For A Man When His Woman Gangs Up On Him Wi' A Toad

Let's See, Now... In Hogfather There Are A Number Of Stabbings, Someone's Killed By A Man Made Of Knives, Someone's Killed By The Dark, And Someone Just Been Killed By A Wardrobe. It's A Book About The Magic Of Childhood. You Can Tell.