Number One, Like Yourself. Number Two, You

I Could Be Hit By A Sara Lee Truck Tomorrow. Which Is Not A Bad Way Of Going: 'richard Simmons Found In A Freeway In Pound Cake And Fudge, With A Smile On His Face.' Let's Face It. We Don't Know Anything.

I Put A Spell On People So They Don't Know They're Working Out... An Enchanting Spell, Where They Just Don't Think About It, Or Over Think It, And Then At The End They Go, 'wow, I Feel Good.'

When You Gain Weight, For Every Pound That You Gain, It Adds Four Pounds Of Stress On Your Knees. So If You Gain Five Pounds, You've Got 20 Pounds Of Stress On Your Knees. So That's Why I'm Extremely Careful With My Portions And My Workout, Because I Can't Be Overweight.

I Have A One Of A Kind Collection Of Dolls. My House Is Like A Museum.

Most Workouts Are Way Too Aggressive. Thousands Of Lunges Wear Out The Body.