Now, Sorry About That Kill-on-sight Business.

On A Basketball Court, Five Players Were In The Middle Of An Intense Game. They Wore Assortment Of Jerseys From Different American Teams, And They All Seemed Keen To Win—grunting And Snarling At Each Other, Stealing The Ball And Pushing. Oh…and The Players Were All Baboons.

As A Magician, You Must Think About Chaos And Order. Those Are The Two Forces That Control The Universe.

Wouldn't That Put A Twist In Your Toga?

There!" Apollo Pointed. "long Island, Dead Ahead. Let's Slow Down, Dear. 'dead' Is Only An Expression.

Well That Was Sucktastic