Now, Have I Ever Been Tempted To

Usa Has Gone From Barney Fife To Barney Frank.

My Goal Is Not To Win A Straw Poll That Doesn't Mean Something. It's To Win The Election That Means Everything For The Future Of The Country.

I Think People Forget That Bipartisanship Is Really The Burden Of The Victor, Not The Loser.

Now, Have I Ever Been Tempted To Break Into A Krispy Kreme Doughnut Store In The Middle Of The Night? Oh, Yeah. God Help Us If I Had A Mini-bar Stocked With Cheesecake And Chicken-fried Steak.

And They Would Ask, Well, Now, Are You One Of Those Narrow-minded Baptists Who Think Only Baptists Are Going To Heaven? To Which I Enjoy Replying, Now Actually I'm More Narrow Than That, I Don't Think All The Baptists Are Going To Make It.