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Now Don't Get Me Wrong, I Love Animals, But I Like Eatin' 'em More... Fun To Pet, Better To Chew.
-Jim Gaffigan
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Now Don't Get Me Wrong, I Love
Jim Gaffigan
Now Don't Get Me Wrong, I Love Animals, But I Like Eatin' 'em More... Fun To Pet, Better To Chew.
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