Nothing Worth Knowing Can Be Understood With

Between The Pope And Air Conditioning, I'd Choose Air Conditioning.

Even If God Exists, He's Done Such A Terrible Job, It's A Wonder People Don't Get Together And File A Class Action Suit Against Him.

Those Modern Analysts, They Charge So Much! In My Day, For Five Marks Freud Himself Would Treat You. For Ten Marks He Would Treat You And Press Your Pants. For Fifteen Marks Freud Would Let You Treat Him - That Included A Choice Of Any Two Vegetables.

Standing In A Garage No More Makes You A Car Than Standing In A Church Makes You A Christian.

Can You Believe That? She Says I'm Not Leader Enough For Her. Who Was She Looking For... Hitler?