Nothing Worth Knowing Can Be Understood With

There Are Worse Things In Life Than Death. Have You Ever Spent An Evening With An Insurance Salesman?

The Meaning Of Life Is That Nobody Knows The Meaning Of Life.

Cynicism Is Reality With An Alternate Spelling.

I'm Astounded By People Who Want To 'know' The Universe When It's Hard Enough To Find Your Way Around Chinatown.

The Important Thing, I Think, Is Not To Be Bitter. You Know, If It Turns Out That There Is A God, I Don't Think That He's Evil. I Think That The Worst Thing You Could Say About Him Is That Basically He's An Underachiever. After All, You Know, There Are Worse Things In Life Than Death.