Nothing Makes A Man So Selfish As

I Was A Cannibal For Twenty-five Years. For The Rest I Have Been A Vegetarian.

I Have Never Thought Much Of The Courage Of A Lion Tamer. Inside The Cage He Is At Least Safe From Other Men. There Is Not Much Harm In A Lion. He Has No Ideals, No Religion, No Politics, No Chivalry, No Gentility; In Short, No Reason For Destroying Anything That He Does Not Want To Eat

Even The Youngest Of Us May Be Wrong Sometimes.

Make It Compulsory For A Doctor Using A Brass Plate To Have Inscribed On It, In Addition To The Letters Indicating His Qualifications, The Words 'remember That I Too Am Mortal'.

If All The Economists Were Laid End To End, They'd Never Reach A Conclusion.