Nothing Is More Dangerous To Men Than

For Comic Writers Charge Socrates With Making The Worse Appear The Better Reason.

A Liar Must Have A Good Memory. -mendacem Oportet Esse Memorem

Sayings Designed To Raise A Laugh Are Generally Untrue And Never Complimentary. Laughter Is Never Far Removed From Derision.

By Writing Quickly We Are Not Brought To Write Well, But By Writing Well We Are Brought To Write Quickly.

Forbidden Pleasures Alone Are Loved Immoderately; When Lawful, They Do Not Excite Desire.