Nothing Is Certain By Uncertainty.

Science In The Modern World Has Many Uses; Its Chief Use, However, Is To Provide Long Words To Cover The Errors Of The Rich.

One Can Sometimes Do Good By Being The Right Person In The Wrong Place.

A Third-class Carriage Is A Community, While A First-class Carriage Is A Place Of Wild Hermits.

Progress Is The Mother Of Problems.

I Always Like A Dog So Long As He Isn't Spelled Backward.