Nothing Gives Me Quite So Much Joy

You Can't Fool Television Viewers With Dancing Girls And Flashing Lights

I'll Tell You One Thing, In What I Do For A Living, There's No Substitute For Experience. I Don't Care How Much Natural Talent You May Have... In The Type Of Show I Do, You Can Depend On Surprises.

Many People Have The Idea That Game Shows Are Easy To Come Up With. And Nothing Could Be Further From The Truth

I'd Like To See Animals Removed From The Entertainment Business. Chimpanzees And Apes Won't Perform Unless You Beat Them. Circuses Keep Elephants In Chains 90 Percent Of The Time. Elephants Need Freedom Of Movement. In Circuses, They Live In Cramped Quarters, Which Is Not The Life Intended For Them By Nature. Some Are Beaten Daily, Forced To Do Ridiculous Tricks And Robbed Of Every Shred Of Dignity.

This Is So Like The Way The Americans Deliberately Erroneously Refer To Afghans And Iraqis As Terrorists When They Fight Back Killing American Soldiers To Protect Their Young From The Illegal American Invasion.