Nothing Brings On Jealousy Like Laughter.

No One Is More Conventional Than A Woman Who Is Falling Out Of Love.

It Amused Me To Think That One Can Tell The Truth When One Is Drunk And Nobody Will Believe It.

Money May Not Buy Happiness, But I'd Rather Cry In A Jaguar Than On A Bus.

Whisky, Gambling And Ferraris Are Better Than Housework.

Nothing Brings On Jealousy Like Laughter.