Not To Be Mean About It, But

I Was Not A Great Guitarist, So I Sold My 1960 Fender Stratocaster In Exchange For A Shure Microphone, Made In Chicago, And A Flute.

I'm Not One For Sudoku Or Crosswords - The Thing That Fires My Little Brain Is Doing Tour Budgets.

A Lot Of Pop Music Is About Stealing Pocket Money From Children.

I Don't Think Successful Musicians Were Really Put On This Planet In Order To Have A Great Time, Pat Themselves On The Back And Say, 'oh, What A Clever Boy I Am!' I Think That, Like Most Artists, We Were Put On The Planet To Suffer Just A Little. And We Do.

All The Time I Was Playing The Flute, The Lines, The Solos, The Riffs, The Construction, Were Based On My Guitar Skills. I Did Not Play The Flute To Exploit Its Natural Faculties, But I Used It As A Surrogate Guitar.