Not To Be Mean About It, But

If Jesus Christ Came Back Today, He And I Would Get Into Our Brown Corduroys And Go To The Nearest Jean Store And Overturn The Racks Of Blue Denim.

All The Time I Was Playing The Flute, The Lines, The Solos, The Riffs, The Construction, Were Based On My Guitar Skills. I Did Not Play The Flute To Exploit Its Natural Faculties, But I Used It As A Surrogate Guitar.

I Can Never Make Up My Mind If I'm Happy Being A Flute Player, Or If I Wish I Were Eric Clapton.

Not To Be Mean About It, But Some Great Rock And Rollers, Like Bo Diddley And Chuck Berry, Are Pretty One-dimensional.

Oh Father High In Heaven - Smile Down Upon Your Sonwho's Busy With His Money Games - His Women And His Gun.