Not That Anyone Cares, But There's A

I Need Sex For A Clear Complexion, But I'd Rather Do It For Love.

My God, I'm Four Hundred Years Old And The Most I Can Do Is Look Three Hundred.

I Was A Strict Disciplinarian, Perhaps Too Strict At Times, But My God, Without Discipline What Is Life?

You Have To Be Self-reliant And Strong To Survive In This Town. Otherwise You Will Be Destroyed.

If I Weren't A Christian Scientist, And I Saw "trog" Advertised On A Marquee Across The Street, I'd Think I'd Contemplate Suicide.