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I'm Fortunate Enough Not To Be Poor, And I'm Not A Bad Tipper.

I Enjoy Reporting On Triumph Over Tragedy.

We Do Not Have An Outbreak Of Ebola In The United States. Nowhere. We Do Have Two Health Care Workers Who Contracted The Disease From A Dying Man. They Are Isolated. There Is No Information To Suggest That The Virus Has Spread To Anyone In The General Population In America. Not One Person In The General Population In The United States.

There Has To Be News At A Place Called Fox News.

I Need To Keep My Story Count High. I'm Trying To Get As Many Stories In My Hour As Is Humanly Possible. We're Telling More Stories In Our Hour Than Any National Newscast Has In The History Of This Business, I Think.