Nos Beaux Sentiments Ne Sont-ils Pas Les

Women Are Happy To Possess A Man Whom All Women Covet.

He's Got His Dog Trained So That It Only Does It On Newspapers. The Trouble Is It Does It When He's Reading The Blasted Things.

My Writing Table Has Seen All My Wretchedness, Knows All My Plans, Has Overheard All My Thoughts.

People Exaggerate Both Happiness And Unhappiness; We Are Never So Fortunate Nor So Unfortunate As People Say We Are.

The First Thing Necessary To Win The Heart Of A Woman Is Opportunity.