Norman, Okla. That's Where My Folks Live,

The Thing Is, I Would Need The Right Producer [for Dance-music Album ], Right? "calling All Dance Music Producers! I'm Available.

A Nice Pair Of Jimmy Choos Never Hurt Anyone.

I'm Very, Very Sad To Say That The Only Sondheim Show I've Done Is "a Little Night Music" And It Was When I Was In College.

I Just Want To Say, That If Jesus Were Alive, What Would He Be Doing? Well, He Would Probably Be Accepting And Loving People How They're Made. And I Always Say This And It's Really The Truth. If Being 4'11 Was A Sin, What Would I Do? Well, I Could Wear Heels And I Could Add A Wig.

I've Finally Graduated From 'i Don't Give A Hoot.