Normally, I'm So Shy.

I'm Such A Blonde. It Just Doesn't Make Sense For Me To Have Dark Hair.

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoohah! Apparently I Have A Lot Of Amniotic Fluid, So Whenever My Water Breaks It Will Be Like A Fire Hydrant!

I Think Anything Sounds Good With A Southern Accent.

I'm Definitely Ditzy And People Believe That About Me. But I Mean, I'm Not Dumb.

For Thanksgiving We Have To Make A Tofurkey! It Doesn't Sound Right! It's Gonna Be Jiggly And Weird.