Normally, I'm Good At First Dates, 'cause

Say I Feel All Sad And Self-indulgent, Then Get Stung By A Wasp, My Misery Feels Quite Abstract And I Long Just To Be In Spiritual Pain Once More - 'damn You Tiny Assassin, Clad In Yellow And Black, How I Crave My Former Innocence Where Melancholy Was My Only Trial'.

I Say Us - Obviously I Don't Vote As I Believe Democracy Is A Pointless Spectacle Where We Choose Between Two Indistinguishable Political Parties, Neither Of Whom Represent The People But The Interest Of Powerful Business Elites That Run The World.

I've Come Off Heroin Twice, And The Worst Part Is Laying In Bed Kicking And Not Being Able To Keep Still. The Physical Withdrawal Doesn't Last That Long, But Then It's Just All Psychological. I Think It's Worse Than Cigarettes.

I Couldn't Possibly Have Sex With Someone With Such A Slender Grasp On Grammar!

Surfing Should Be Called "foam-choking" Or "sea Stabbing.