Non-combatant, N. A Dead Quaker.

As A Means Of Dispensing Formulated Ignorance Our Boasted Public School System Is Not Without Merit; It Spreads Out Education Sufficiently Thin To Give Everyone Enough To Make Him A More Competent Fool Than He Would Have Been Without It.

Laziness. Unwarranted Repose Of Manner In A Person Of Low Degree.

Repentance, N. The Faithful Attendant And Follower Of Punishment. It Is Usually Manifest In A Degree Of Reformation That Is Not Inconsistent With Continuity Of Sin.

God Alone Knows The Future, But Only An Historian Can Alter The Past.

Condole - To Show That Bereavement Is A Smaller Evil Than Sympathy.