Nobody Shoots At Santa Claus.

All Philosophies, If You Ride Them Home, Are Nonsense, But Some Are Greater Nonsense Than Others.

Priests Are Not Men Of The World; It Is Not Intended That They Should Be; And A University Training Is The One Best Adapted To Prevent Their Becoming So.

If Life Must Not Be Taken Too Seriously, Then So Neither Must Death.

The Dead Should Be Judged Like Criminals, Impartially, But They Should Be Allowed The Benefit Of The Doubt.

I Never Knew A Writer Yet Who Took The Smallest Pains With His Style And Was At The Same Time Readable.