Nobody Makes Me Laugh Like My Wife.

If I'm Going To Follow A God, Why Would I Want To Follow A God Of My Creation? That Would Be An Alcoholic Idiot Nitwit Jerk God!

Being Stubborn Can Be A Good Thing. Being Stubborn Can Be A Bad Thing. It Just Depends On How You Use It.

I've Always Been Pretty Tough In That Way, Where If You Tell Me I Can't Do Something, I Will Prove You Wrong.

When You're A Celebrity, People Think They Know You, But They Don't Have A Clue.

God Continues To Work Miracles In My Life.