Nobody Makes A Turd Like That And

People With Dirty Jobs Are Happier Than You Think. As A Group, They're The Happiest People I Know.

Short-cuts Lead To Long Delays.

Passion Is Too Important To Be Without, But Too Fickle To Be Guided By. Which Is Why I’m More Inclined To Say, 'don’t Follow Your Passion, But Always Bring It With You.'

I Wouldn't Wish Any Specific Thing For Any Specific Person - It's None Of My Business. But The Idea That A Four-year Degree Is The Only Path To Worthwhile Knowledge Is Insane. It's Insane.

I Rarely Do Anything On The Show By Myself. I Dont Want It To Be About Me. Squatting In The Sewer In San Francisco, Its Really Hot, Were Up To Our Knees In A River Of Crap. Rats And Cockroaches Are All Over. I Would Never, Ever Walk Into That Environment, Except For The Fact That The Guy Who Does It Every Day Is Squatting Next To Me.