Nobody Makes A Turd Like That And

I'm Allergic To Rocks Hitting Me In The Face.

Opportunity Usually Shows Up In Overalls And Looking Like Work.

There's Really Not A Difference Between An Octopus And, Like, A Giant Pile Of Snot.

People Like To Cherry-pick The Parts Of Their Career That They're Either In The Midst Of Or That They're The Most Proud Of, But The Truth Is Careers And Lives Are Tapestries.

Happiness Comes From Knowing What You Truly Value, And Behaving In A Way That's Consistent With Those Beliefs.