Nobody Makes A Turd Like That And

Dirt Used To Be A Badge Of Honor. Dirt Used To Look Like Work. But We've Scrubbed The Dirt Off The Face Of Work And Consequently We've Created This Suspicion Of Anything That's Too Dirty.

There's Really Not A Difference Between An Octopus And, Like, A Giant Pile Of Snot.

My Mothers Dad Dropped Out Of The Eighth Grade To Work. He Had To. By The Time He Was 30, He Was A Master Electrician, Plumber, Carpenter, Mason, Mechanic. That Guy Was, To Me, A Magician. Anything That Was Broken, He Could Fix. Anybody Anywhere In Our Community Knew That If There Was A Problem, Carl Was There To Fix It.

Not All Knowledge Comes From College.

People With Dirty Jobs Are Happier Than You Think. As A Group, They're The Happiest People I Know.