Nobody In My Family Ever Thought That

I Don't Think Makeup Is Rocket Science Or A Cure For Cancer.

It's A Huge Change For Your Body. You Don't Even Want To Look In The Mirror After You've Had A Baby, Because Your Stomach Is Just Hanging There Like A Shar-pei.

I Just Want To Be A Nice Girl From The Midwest - I Don't Want To Have To Act Like A Heavy To Be Taken Seriously, And I Resent That I Have To Be So Pushy And Political Sometimes Just To Do My Job.

I Think Women See Me On The Cover Of Magazines And Think I Never Have A Pimple Or Bags Under My Eyes. You Have To Realize That's After Two Hours Of Hair And Makeup, Plus Retouching. Even I Don't Wake Up Looking Like Cindy Crawford.

It's Important For Moms To Have Alone Time. However, That's The First Thing That Goes On A Busy Day. Fortunately For Me, Because Of My Job, I Have To Find The Time To Do It. At Least That's The Way My Mind Sees It.