Nobody Could Stand An Eternity Of Heaven.

What Is The Matter With Universities Is That The Students Are School Children, Whereas It Is Of The Very Essence Of University Education That They Should Be Adults.

An Englishman Thinks He Is Moral When He Is Only Uncomfortable.

My Friend, When A Man Has Anything To Tell In This World, The Difficulty Is Not To Make Him Tell It, But To Prevent Him From Telling It Too Often.

An Actress Is Not A Lady; At Least, When She Is, She Is Not An Actress.

Don't Waste Time Collecting Other People's Autographs; Rather Devote It To Making Your Own Autograph Worth Collecting.