Nobody Bores Any Man As Much As

Playwriting, Like Begging In India, Is An Honorable But Humbling Profession.

Can Success Change The Human Mechanism So Completely Between One Dawn And Another? Can It Make One Feel Taller, More Alive, Handsomer, Uncommonly Gifted And Indomitably Secure With The Certainty That This Is The Way Life Will Always Be? It Can And It Does!

Charity In The Theater Begins And Ends With Those Who Have A Play Opening Within A Week Of One's Own.

Charity In The Theatre Usually Begins And Ends With People Who Have A Play Opening The Week Following One's Own. Their Unlikely Benevolence Is Not So Much A Purity Of Heart As The Knowledge That They Face A Firing Line With Rifles Aimed In Exactly The Same Direction.

Far More Quickly Than Reason And Logic, Irony Can Penetrate Rage And Puncture Self-pity.