Nobody Bores Any Man As Much As

Charity In The Theatre Usually Begins And Ends With People Who Have A Play Opening The Week Following One's Own. Their Unlikely Benevolence Is Not So Much A Purity Of Heart As The Knowledge That They Face A Firing Line With Rifles Aimed In Exactly The Same Direction.

Self-deception Is Sometimes As Necessary A Tool As A Crowbar.

You'd Be Surprised How Many Kings Are Only A Queen With A Moustache.

Julie Andrews Has A Wonderful British Strength That Makes You Wonder Why They Lost India.

I Have Always Understood The Unbelieving Look In The Eyes Of Those Whom Success Touches Early - It Is A Look Half Fearful, As Though The Dream Were Still In The Process Of Being Dreamed And To Move Or To Speak Would Shatter It.