No One Is Perfect... Absolutely No One.

People Treat Me Like Family, 'cause I've Always Treated Them Like Family.

After All The Throwing Up, I Would Starve Myself. Which Meant Eating Lettuce And Water For Two And A Half Months. I Almost Lost My Life.

If Anyone's Depressed For Any Reason, Whether A Relationship Has Fallen Apart Or They're Having Money Problems, Wearing Feathered Wings And A Tutu Takes You Into A Whole Other World. A Whole New Woooooorld, A World Of Bright And Shining Stars!

When You Gain Weight, For Every Pound That You Gain, It Adds Four Pounds Of Stress On Your Knees. So If You Gain Five Pounds, You've Got 20 Pounds Of Stress On Your Knees. So That's Why I'm Extremely Careful With My Portions And My Workout, Because I Can't Be Overweight.

When I Was Younger, I Ate Nothing But Fried Food. Everything Was Fried, From Oysters To Chicken To Potatoes To Vegetables. When You Die In New Orleans, They Deep Fry You Before They Put You In The Coffin. When We Baptize Children In New Orleans, We Baptize Them With A Bordelaise Sauce; We Don't Use Water.