No One In Their Right Mind Would

She [my Wife] Has Had A Caesarean, So She Can't Bend Over. It's A Good Excuse [for Not Changing Nappies], I Suppose.

I Am Very Fortunate Having The Job That I Do And I Want To Do It For As Long As Possible.

Who Is The Muppet Coaching Chelsea??? Avb??? Hmmm!! 25yrs For Ferguson, Hopefully Not Even 6 Months For This Avb Geezer!

I Love England And I Love Cricket.

I Am Not Bound By Material Things. It's Being Successful That Drives Me Forward. I Love Success. I Don't Wake Up In The Morning Thinking 'great - I've Got One Million Pounds In The Bank'. I Wake Up Happy Because I Am A Successful Part Of A Successful Team. It's That Success That Brings All The Media Coverage, The First-night Parties, The Endorsements. I Will Never Lose Sight Of That. It Has Come Very Quickly - Sooner Than Even I Expected. But It's Great To Know That If I Continue In The Same Vein, Then I Can Do Exactly What I Want With The Rest Of My Life. I Will Be Financially Secure.