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To Find A Friend One Must Close One Eye. To Keep Him...two.

Nobody Can Misunderstand A Boy Like His Own Mother. Mothers At Present Can Bring Children Into The World, But This Performance Is Apt To Mark The End Of Their Capacities. They Can't Even Attend To The Elementary Animal Requirements Of Their Offspring. It Is Quite Surprising How Many Children Survive In Spite Of Their Mothers.

The Longer One Lives, The More One Realizes That Nothing Is A Dish For Every Day.

One Can Always Trust To Time. Insert A Wedge Of Time And Nearly Everything Straightens Itself Out.

Bouillabaisse Is Only Good Because Cooked By The French, Who, If They Cared To Try, Could Produce An Excellent And Nutritious Substitute Out Of Cigar Stumps And Empty Matchboxes.