No Motive Is Pure. No One Is

I Did Google Myself Recentle - Without Lubricant. I Don't Recommend It.

Finding The Cutest Guy In A.a. Is Like Finding The Cutest Loony In The Bin.

Celebrity Is Just Obscurity Biding Its Time.

My Mom Is A Little Bit Eccentric. I Mean, She Does - She Has A Lot Of Unique Ideas. For Example, She Thought That I Should Have A Child With Her Last Husband, Richard, Because It Would Have Nice Eyes.

Eventually, Life Of The Party Is Just Like Any Other Job. I've Thought Of Myself That Way At Times, But It's Sort Of Like Holding Everybody Hostage. It Diminishes Everyone Else. And Ultimately, Your Friends Don't Require It Of You.