No. Men Should Die For Lies. But

Sheep Are Stupid, And Have To Be Driven. But Goats Are Intelligent, And Need To Be Led.

A Number Of Religions In Ankh-morpork Still Practiced Human Sacrifice, Except That They Didn't Really Need To Practice Any More Because They Had Got So Good At It.

You Know How To Pray, Don’t You? Just Put Your Hands Together And Hope.

That's Why It's Always Worth Having A Few Philosophers Around The Place. One Minute It's All Is Truth Beauty And Is Beauty Truth, And Does A Falling Tree In The Forest Make A Sound If There's No One There To Hear It, And Then Just When You Think They're Going To Start Dribbling One Of 'em Says, Incidentally, Putting A Thirty-foot Parabolic Reflector On A High Place To Shoot The Rays Of The Sun At An Enemy's Ships Would Be A Very Interesting Demonstration Of Optical Principles.

On The Disc, The Gods Aren't So Much Worshipped, As They Are Blamed.