No Man With A Sense Of Humor

My Heart Was Filled With Gratitude, With Thankfulness, And Went Out In Love To All The Heroes, The Thinkers Who Gave Their Lives For The Liberty Of Hand And Brain... To All The Wise, The Good, The Brave Of Every Land, Whose Thoughts And Deeds Have Given Freedom To The Sons Of Men. And Then I Vowed To Grasp The Torch That They Had Held, And Hold It High, That Light Might Conquer Darkness Still.

The Undressed Is Vulgar; The Nude Is Pure, And The Well-dressed Tainted.

I Cannot See Why We Should Expect An Infinite God To Do Better In Another World Than He Does In This.

It May Be That Ministers Really Think That Their Prayers Do Good, And It May Be That Frogs Imagine That Their Croaking Brings Spring.

You Cannot Be So Poor That You Cannot Help Somebody.