No Man In The History Of Baseball

I've Heard About You. I've Heard About You, Too.

I'll Play Baseball For The Army Or Fight For It, Whatever They Want Me To Do.

When I'm Hitting, I'd Play For Nothing. When I'm Not, Any Kind Of Money I Receive Makes Me Feel As If I'm Stealing.

I Never Understood How Someone Who Was Dying Could Say He Was The Luckiest Man In The World, But Now I Understand.

After I Hit A Home Run I Had A Habit Of Running The Bases With My Head Down. I Figured The Pitcher Already Felt Bad Enough Without Me Showing Him Up Rounding The Bases.