No Man Ever Distinguished Himself Who Could

In Marrying, A Man Does Not, To Be Sure, Marry His Wife's Mother; And Yet A Prudent Man, When He Begins To Think Of The Daughter, Would Look Sharp At The Mother; Ay, And Back To The Grandmother Too, And Along The Whole Female Line Of Ancestry.

Did The Warwickshire Militia, Who Were Chiefly Artisans, Teach The Irish To Drink Beer, Or Did They Learn From The Irish How To Drink Whiskey?

When Driven To The Necessity Of Explaining, I Found That I Did Not Myself Understand What I Meant.

I've A Great Fancy To See My Own Funeral Afore I Die.

The Irish Sometimes Make And Keep A Vow Against Whiskey; These Vows Are Usually Limited To A Short Time.