No, I Was Just Good At Holding

Well, I Was Lost But Now I Live Here! I Have Severely Improved My Predicament!

I Have Found When I Look At An Audience That The Expressions On The Peoples' Faces Aren't Always Up To Par With The Sounds That They're Making. A Crowd Can Sound Like They're Having A Good Time When Your Eyes Are Closed But If You Open Your Eyes, The Looks On Some Of Those Faces Don't Equal The Sound.

Fettucini Alfredo Is Macaroni And Cheese For Adults.

I Type A 101 Words A Minute. But It's In My Own Language.

I Like Baked Potatoes. I Don't Have A Microwave Oven, And It Takes Forever To Bake A Potato In A Conventional Oven. Sometimes I'll Just Throw One In There, Even If I Don't Want One, Because By The Time It's Done, Who Knows?