No Friendship Is An Accident.

Hospitality In The Prairie Country Is Not Limited. Even If Your Enemy Passes Your Way, You Must Feed Him Before You Shoot Him.

There Are A Few Editor Men With Whom I Am Privileged To Come In Contact. It Has Not Been Long Since It Was Their Habit To Come In Contact With Me. There Is A Difference.

I've Got Some Of My Best Yarns From Park Benches, Lamp Posts And Newspaper Stands.

My Advice To You, If You Should Ever Be In A Hold Up, Is To Line Up With The Cowards And Save Your Bravery For An Occasion When It May Be Of Some Benefit To You.

You Can't Appreciate Home Till You've Left It, Money Till It's Spent, Your Wife Till She's Joined A Woman's Club, Nor Old Glory Till You See It Hanging On A Broomstick On The Shanty Of A Consul In A Foreign Town.