No Eye To Watch, And No Tongue

Presents, I Often Say, Endear Absents.

A Pun Is Not Bound By The Laws Which Limit Nicer Wit. It Is A Pistol Let Off At The Ear; Not A Feather To Tickle The Intellect.

We Are Ashamed At The Sight Of A Monkey--somehow As We Are Shy Of Poor Relations.

The Beggar Wears All Colors Fearing None.

The Going Away Of Friends Does Not Make The Remainder More Precious. It Takes So Much From Them As There Was A Common Link. A. B. And C. Make A Party. A. Dies. B. Not Only Loses A. But All A.'s Part In C. C. Loses A.'s Part In B., And So The Alphabet Sickens By Subtraction Of Interchangeables.